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| SMS |
Source : Pclayer
1. Pappu : Suhagrat
kaisi rahi ?.
Pappu, “Oye kya
bataun yaar
7 baar Miss call
ho gaya ,
Aur 8vi baar
account me balance hi nahi raha
2. Jahan me aisi koi kitab nahi ,
Jiska koi covar nahi
Jahan me aisi koi
ladaki nahi
Jiska koi lover
nahi
3.Custamar “Bhai kab se Wait kar raha hoo…..
Khana abhi tak
tayaar nahi hua ?”
Hotalwala : “Sir
khana 3din pahale tayaar ho gaya hai ,
Bas Garam ho raha hai
3. American : ‘Hamare America me war ho gaya hai
Pappu : Hamare India me to roj war hota hai
American : “ wo
kaisi :?
Pappu : “Somwar ,
Mangalwar , Budhwar,
4. 1 tum ho ki kitane acche hio ,
1 tum ho ki kitane
pyare ho ,
1 tum ho ki kitane
sundar ho ,
1 tum ho ki kitane
sundar ho ,
Aur ham hai ki
jhut bole ja rahe hai
Aur tum ho ki sune
ja rahe ho
5. American to Indian : “Hmare
yahaan 50% marriage
e-mail se hote hai :”
Pappu: “Achachha…..
hamare yahan to
100% marriage fe-male
se hati hai
