SMS of The Year

SMS

Source : Pclayer

1.   Pappu : Suhagrat kaisi rahi ?.

      Pappu, “Oye kya bataun yaar

      7 baar Miss call ho gaya ,

      Aur 8vi baar account me balance hi nahi raha

2. Jahan me aisi koi kitab nahi ,

    Jiska koi covar nahi

    Jahan me aisi koi ladaki nahi

    Jiska koi lover nahi

3.Custamar “Bhai kab se Wait kar raha hoo…..

    Khana abhi tak tayaar nahi hua ?”

    Hotalwala : “Sir khana  3din pahale tayaar ho gaya hai ,

                             Bas Garam ho raha hai

3. American : ‘Hamare America me war ho gaya hai

    Pappu       : Hamare India me to roj war hota hai

    American : “ wo kaisi :?

    Pappu : “Somwar , Mangalwar , Budhwar,

4. 1 tum ho ki kitane acche hio ,

    1 tum ho ki kitane pyare ho ,

    1 tum ho ki kitane sundar ho ,

    1 tum ho ki kitane sundar ho ,

    Aur ham hai ki jhut bole ja rahe hai

    Aur tum ho ki sune ja rahe ho

5. American to Indian : “Hmare

    yahaan 50% marriage e-mail se hote hai :”

   Pappu: “Achachha….. hamare yahan to

   100% marriage fe-male se hati hai